Scott Wood is Mr. Punchline


Scott Wood, a stand-up comedian and impressionist known as Mr. Punchline, keeps audiences rolling in the aisles with a rapid-fire delivery of one-liners (more than eight jokes per minute) and a heart for clean comedy. Scott has been a full-time comedian for nearly twenty years at clubs, colleges, churches and television appearances. He was recently named Stand-Up Comedy champion after winning the Improv Comedy Club’s talent search for funniest comedian. His list of club credits includes The Comedy Store, The Ice House, The Laugh Factory and the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas.

Scott has also been a hit at corporate functions throughout the U.S., including The McDonald’s Corporation, Disney, Xerox, Toyota, Price Waterhouse, Century 21, Home Depot and the Salvation Army. Scott has also opened for musical artists Blood, Sweat & Tears, Beatlemania, Tower of Power and country music sensation Brooks & Dunn.

Scott’s many television credits include ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, A&E, Comedy Central, The Family Channel and two national commercial appearances. Scott’s accomplished impression repertoire contains over 300 celebrity and animated voices such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, George W. Bush, John Travolta, The Simpsons and Sylvester Stallone, as well as singers such as Michael Bolton, Frank Sinatra, The Backstreet Boys and many more. Scott’s impressions have been heard on KLOS, KABC, and the Rick Dees show.

 Clients remark that audiences “gave us happy comments for months” after his performance, calling him a “full service comedian, presenting his material in a clean, professional, family-oriented and engaging manner.” Scott says he loves to make people laugh—at this rate, Scott Wood had better make plans to make people laugh for a long, long time.

Look who’s talking!

“Scott’s comic talent goes far beyond other comedians…

A strong performance.”

Garrett Craig

Former Comedy writer for The Tonight Show,

Laugh In and Joan Rivers


“Scott will have you laughing, wheezing and trying to keep up…

He never lets you rest for a minute.”

Walter Jurek

The Comedy Magazine


“Scott Wood is Mad Funny, on stage and paper!”

Michael Jr.

Comedian, the Tonight show, Jimmy Kimmel, Comedy Central

“Hilarious Material!”

Rose Marie

Actress, the Dick Van Dyke Show

“Rodney Dangerfield lives on in Scott Wood.”

Michael Joiner

Comedian & Actor “The Grace Card”

“Very funny material. Scott definitely has the knack

For the set up…punch!”

Gene Perret

Bob Hope’s head writer

“Scott gets more laughs per minute than any other comic I’ve ever seen. His mind is a gold mine of comedy.”

Adam Christing

Former President, “Clean Comedians”

“He’s the new Rodney Dangerfield.”

Yonette Corbett

Laff Riot Entertainment


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